Bol Mere Lal!
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Topic: Bol Mere Lal!
Posted By: kulman
Subject: Bol Mere Lal!
Date Posted: 13/Jul/2007 at 11:14pm
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From today we shall have a new series called "Bol mere Laal".
Here we would have sawaal-jawaab between a Mungerilal & his very curious teenager (highschool going) Son named Bunty...
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Papa...yeh Short Squeeze kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta...jab apne ChhoteLal uncle feels squeeze in his shorts & runs towards the toilet in the dealing room"
Bunty: "Phir...woh jaise bhagte hain usko kya Relief Rally kehte hain?"
Mungerilal: "nahin Beta...woh alag baat hain. Woh main baad mein bataaoonga"
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 14/Jul/2007 at 9:43am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...aaj na Mere music teacher ne ek gaana sikhaya...ke ek baras mein chaar mausam (seasons): Patzhad, Saawan, Basant aur Bahaar. Toh yeh Earnings Seasons kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta...yeh saal mein chaar baar aata hain. Aur iski khaasiyat yeh hain ke ek ki hi din mein chaaro mausam dikhlata hain!"
Bunty: "Papa...yeh batao ke GAP-UP opening kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta...when it happens, tab apne ChhoteLal uncle ki Gap Downunder mein takleef hoti hain"
Bunty: "Toh Papa tab Awaaz kyun nahin aati?"
Mungerilal: "Dekho beta tum jyaada sawaal puchh rahe ho. Jao apna homework karo jaldi..."
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 16/Jul/2007 at 8:13pm
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Bol mere Laal" Bunty: "Papa...yeh bina baal waale Nana jee jo Thailand se bol rahe hain, woh kaun hain?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta...yeh woh hain Nana; jo hamesha gaate hain qayamat ka gaana!!"
Bunty: "Achhaa, yaad aaya. Inki baatein sunke aap ne Jun'06 se Oct '06 mein saara maal becha tha naa! BaawanLal uncle keh rahe the ke aap ne jo bhaav mein shares beche the....woh ab 52-Week Lows hain!!"
Mungerilal: "
 Beta......jao dekho Mummy bula rahi hain."------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 16/Jul/2007 at 11:06pm
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Kulmanji you are phenomenal. I am thoroughly enjoying reading these small snippets under the title "Bol mere lal"! ------------- 'The Thoughtful Investor: A Journey to Financial Freedom Through Stock Market Investing' - A Book on Equity Investing especially for Indian Investors. Book your copy now: www.thethoughtfulinvestor.in |
Posted By: monu_duggad
Date Posted: 16/Jul/2007 at 12:38pm
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Master from Pune is at it again.......... ------------- If you think you can,You Can |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 18/Jul/2007 at 11:31pm
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...woh Joint Venture Capital ke Analyst Uncle aisi Angrezi kyon bolte hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta Bunty...woh England mein paidaa hue honge shaayad, maine suna hain ke woh NRI hain!"
Bunty: "Achhaa...main soch raha tha ke jaanbuzhke bolte hain.....so that people do not understand either his English or his Analysis!!!"
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 18/Jul/2007 at 11:45pm
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Ha! Ha! Ha! have you ever heard the way he pronounces the word "market" maake....!!! ------------- 'The Thoughtful Investor: A Journey to Financial Freedom Through Stock Market Investing' - A Book on Equity Investing especially for Indian Investors. Book your copy now: www.thethoughtfulinvestor.in |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 18/Jul/2007 at 11:57pm
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Woh 'silent'.. R aur T mein saare Maake ka raaz chhupa hain!!
By the way, our Father & Son combination is going to visit Dealing Room...so watch out this space...
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: xbox
Date Posted: 18/Jul/2007 at 5:14am
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"Bol mere Laal"
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Wow Kulman jee, tussi gr8 ho!!. ------------- Don't bet on pig after all bull & bear in circle. |
Posted By: vip1
Date Posted: 18/Jul/2007 at 11:11am
Bunty: "Papa...yeh bina baal waale Nana jee jo Thailand se bol rahe hain, woh kaun hain?"
 Lage Raho KulmanBhai ! |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 19/Jul/2007 at 1:47pm
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Thanks guys for your kind words for my bakwaas. Meanwhile, here's some more....
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...I've noticed that whenever Ayesha Bua comes on TV...."
Mungerilal: "Bunty!
 Ek baat yaad rakhho...she's not your Bua. Usko Mausi kaho....!"Bunty: "Theek hain....When Ayesha Mausi TV mein aati hain, aapka dhyaan Stock Tickers pe nahin hota.....Hain na Papa?"
Mungerilal: "
 ...Bunty ab Exam sar pe aayi hain aur tum timepass kar rahe ho!"Bunty: "Tution Class jaa raha hoon, Papa. Sirf ek baat batao...woh Commodities ke baare mein bolne waali Aunty...woh meri Mausi hain ya Bua?"
Mungerilal: "
Gadhe ke bachhe....Nalayak...!!!"------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 19/Jul/2007 at 7:43am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Mungerilal: "Bunty! Aa gaye school se. Kaisi rahi Exams?"
Bunty: "Papa...achhi rahi."
Mungerilal: "Kitne numbers milenge ab ki baar...!"
Bunty: "Agar 70 ke oopar milenge toh 77 tak mil sakte hain. Lekin 60 se neeche FirstClass miss ho jaayega. Waise 35 pe Stop-loss lagaya hoon, chinta mat karna aap!"
Mungerilal: "
!!!"Bunty ki Maa: "Suno jee....yeh business TV dekhna band karo aap bhi. Dekho mera pyaara Bunty bigad gaya TAU ki baatein sun sun ke!
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: drpatils
Date Posted: 19/Jul/2007 at 8:13am
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ha ha ha !Kulmanji ye lal to kafi tarakki karega. ------------- The journey of thousand mile begins with single step-Chinese Proverb |
Posted By: Mohan
Date Posted: 19/Jul/2007 at 10:10am
Kulmanji Baap re Baap !!!! Had kar di aapne  ------------- Be fearful when others are greedy and be greedy when others are fearful. |
Posted By: xbox
Date Posted: 19/Jul/2007 at 10:15am
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Kulman jee, apke 'Papa' koi real life charactor se preerit hai ? ------------- Don't bet on pig after all bull & bear in circle. |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 19/Jul/2007 at 11:09am
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Kulman jee, apke 'Papa' koi real life charactor se preerit hai ?
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 Good question, yes this character is inspired by many real life personalities. ------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 19/Jul/2007 at 11:44am
Solid creativity------------- 'The Thoughtful Investor: A Journey to Financial Freedom Through Stock Market Investing' - A Book on Equity Investing especially for Indian Investors. Book your copy now: www.thethoughtfulinvestor.in |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 20/Jul/2007 at 11:10am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...yeh Gung Ho, Hunky Dory aur Ho Hum kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta these words are common in Bizlish (a language derived from English which is used by business TV Channel anchors & Analysts so that common people do not make out what they really mean)"
Bunty: "Achhaa....main soch raha tha ke yeh koi Chinese shares ke naam hain!"
Mungerilal: "Likewise Beta...some words like 'net-net', 'going forward', 'my sense is', 'having said that', etc are also a part of Bizlish language"
Bunty: "Papa, muzhe hamesha lagta hain ke jab koi TAU yaa FAU "Cautiously Optimistic" kehta hain....toh uska matlab hain ke usko kuchh maalum nahin hain, hain na Papa??"
Mungerilal: "
...*#@#!!"------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 21/Jul/2007 at 11:09am
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"Bol mere Laal"
After DLF listing, majority of the expert analysts were saying it's fully priced & is a sure short around 600. Mungerilal getting influenced by this opinion 'short sold' DLF futures. And since then unfortunately....it is going up, up and away....
Our smart Bunty got the wind of this positional trade when he overheard Mungerilal speaking over phone to the 'relationship
Bunty: "Papa...DLF ka matlab kya hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta... muzhe nahi pata."
Bunty: "Hmm....muzhe laga ke DLF stands for Dangerous Loss in Futures!"
Mungerilal: "
"Bunty: "Papa, aap ne toh Reiki ka course kiya tha naa. Aap Reiki se uski price gira dijiye naa!"
Mungerilal: "
...*#@#!!"------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: BubbleVision
Date Posted: 21/Jul/2007 at 11:30am
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Kulman.......Of all the "Bol Mere Lal", this one is the best of the lot. Bunty: "Hmm....muzhe laga ke DLF stands for Dangerous Loss in Futures!" ------------- You can't make money if you are unwilling to lose...It's like willing to breathe in but not willing to breathe out. -- ED SEYKOTA ....Read Disclaimer! |
Posted By: deveshkayal
Date Posted: 22/Jul/2007 at 8:11pm
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DLF stands for Dangerous Loss in Futures
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Ha Ha Haaaaa...............
Kulmanji your creativity is just mindblowing.....Have you contacted the producer of "Gafla"..if we can have Wall Street 1,2 and so on,why cant Gafla 1,2,..... ------------- "You don't need to be a rocket scientist. Investing is not a game where the guy with the 160 IQ beat the guy with a 130 IQ. Rationality is essential"- Warren Buffett |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 22/Jul/2007 at 7:53am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...kal English Teacher ne muzhe maara!!"
Mungerilal: "Beta ...kya hua? Tumne jaroor kuchh shararat ki hogi."
Bunty: "Nahin papa! Bilkul nahin....chaho toh aap puchho unko!"
Mungerilal: "Phir??"
Bunty: "Papa, kal Spelling test thi. Aur maine Asset ka spelling 'ASS-ATE' aisa likhaa....aap ka woh PMS waali AMC ke saath experience dekhke!!!"
Mungerilal: "
...*#@#!!"------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: monu_duggad
Date Posted: 23/Jul/2007 at 1:19pm
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keep it up !!!....um took case of Morgan stanley today...."Even the last bear (read morgan stanley) has come out with report of 18200 for sensex...so everyone shud be cautious".... ------------- If you think you can,You Can |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 23/Jul/2007 at 4:59pm
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Monu jee
Aaj kal aap bade vyast ho gaye ho! thoda samay nikalke 'commentary' kijiye!
Because of P&G agressive marketing strategy, HUL has no option but to go for buy-back of shares!
 ------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 23/Jul/2007 at 8:55am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...aap itna tension mein kyon hain?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...abhi do din ke baad Triple Witching Day hain. Aur apni kuchh positions open hain."
Bunty: "Triple Witching? Woh kya hota hain? Hogwartz jaisa?"
Mungerilal: "Na na Beta...us din F&O settlement hota hain."
Bunty: "Hmmm....muzhe laga ke jis din Your Stocks show is hosted by Anuradha with guests such as Sharmila & Sandeepa....woh Triple Witching Day hota hain!"
Mungerilal: "
 ...*#@#!!"------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: omshivaya
Date Posted: 23/Jul/2007 at 9:14am
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Ha Ha Ha Ha! Wah Kulman ji wah! ------------- The most important quality for an investor is temperament,not intellect.A temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd nor against it |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 24/Jul/2007 at 8:34am
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As promised, this Baap-Beta combination visited a dealing room for Bunty's educational tour & here's some piece of action....
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...wow! Woh Circuit-uncle kitna fast type kar rahe hain!?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...Kaun woh?....unka naam Ungli ManoharLal hain."
Bunty: "My God! Look at the speed at which he is placing the buy-sell orders!!!"
Mungerilal: "That's the reason he is quite popular with day-traders."
Bunty: "Aur woh ek saath 3-3 screens dekh rahe hain!! Really Fastest Fingers award milna chahiye!"
Mungerilal: "Beta...for hygienic reasons, unse haath mat milana. Pata nahin din bhar woh ungli kahan kahan ghoom ke aati hain*!!"
P.S.: *Ungli ManoharLal though popular for his speed of placing orders, is quite notorious for nose-picking habit.
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 25/Jul/2007 at 10:23am
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More from Dealing Room......
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Woh uncle kaun hain jinki aankhen itni Laal (Red) hain?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...woh hain Laal BahadurLal. Woh raat bhar so nahin paate."
Bunty: "Kyon? Kya beemari hain unhe?"
Mungerilal: "Ek toh unki Leveraged F&O positions ke kaaran woh sote nahin. Aur phir pata nahin kyon raat raat bhar Global Market ke baare mein dekhte rehte hain.."
Bunty: "Baap re....kitni laal hain unki................................................aankhen!!!"
Mungerilal: "Beta...unse kabhi behas mat karna. Woh agar kahe ke "meri hi Laal", toh bas haan kehna!!"
Bunty: "Papa, kya unka portfolio bhi laal hi hoga?"
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: vip1
Date Posted: 25/Jul/2007 at 11:04am
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Kulamn , Gustaki maaf aap Ke laal parivaar par mei taraf se :
continuing with ..Baap-Beta combination visited a dealing room for Bunty's educational tour & here's some piece of action....
Bunty: "Papa, Dekha woh jo Auntie Hain woh to market mein Khub paisa kaman rahi hai.
Mungerilal: "Beta... Mujse yahi galti ho jaati hain mein us auntie Ko hi Dekhta Rahta hun aur mera f&o sharm se LAAL ho jaata hain.
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 26/Jul/2007 at 4:32pm
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Ha ha ha, vip1.......aisi gustakhiyan toh chahiye huzur!!
....phir Bunty bolta hain:
Dekhte rahoge aap agar sirf Aunty
Bajegi phir closing-bell waali ghanti!!
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 26/Jul/2007 at 4:37pm
Ha! Ha! Ha! ------------- 'The Thoughtful Investor: A Journey to Financial Freedom Through Stock Market Investing' - A Book on Equity Investing especially for Indian Investors. Book your copy now: www.thethoughtfulinvestor.in |
Posted By: chic_1978
Date Posted: 26/Jul/2007 at 5:49pm
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Kulmanjee
this is amazing topic.............u r just fabulous...............keep it up................its really refreshing to read this .............infact its destressing....................  ------------- happy & wise investing |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 26/Jul/2007 at 8:59am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Yeh saare uncles itni lambi lambi baat karte hain kisi Stock ke baare mein. Phir bolte hain 'I've overweight rating, Strong Buy on it' Lekin aakhir mein kehte hain ke 'But I do not hold any position in stock?', Aisa kyon?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...it is as per SEBI's disclosure norms."
Bunty: "Hmm.....Papa kal dealing room se app waapas aaoge na...mere liye 2~4 colourful ties leke aana please!"
Mungerilal: "Kis liye Beta?"
Bunty: "Main bhi woh tie pehenke mohalle mein sab ko bolunga ke: 'yeh kharido, woh becho!! Outperformer etc etc..' Jab apna paisa nahin laga hain toh Mere Baap ka kya jaata hain?"
Mungerilal: "
#$*# !!"------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: xbox
Date Posted: 27/Jul/2007 at 12:07pm
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Kulman jee, ek baar dealing room me jake kuch seious information dejiye. Is baar papa & bunty ko mat chediye ga.
------------- Don't bet on pig after all bull & bear in circle. |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 27/Jul/2007 at 11:19pm
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kuch seious information dejiye. Is baar papa & bunty ko mat chediye ga.
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Here it goes Vipul jee.....
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...aaj itni giraawat hui. Saare traders ro rahe the...Phir woh kone mein jo 3~4 uncles baithe hain unpe kuchh asar nahi hua. Naa toh unki koi leveraged position thi, na koi Tension. Bade aaraam se mazaa le rahe hain woh log. Kaun hain woh? "
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...koi bata raha the ke woh TED naam ke forum ke posts padhte hain!"
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 27/Jul/2007 at 11:40pm
Wah! Wah! Kulmanji. actually it is really funny I have never seemed so normal in my life after a 500 point fall in the index and a less then expected quarterly performance from one of the companies that I own (TV18) ------------- 'The Thoughtful Investor: A Journey to Financial Freedom Through Stock Market Investing' - A Book on Equity Investing especially for Indian Investors. Book your copy now: www.thethoughtfulinvestor.in |
Posted By: omshivaya
Date Posted: 27/Jul/2007 at 1:15am
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Bohot Khoob Kulman sir. And yes Basant sir, I 2nd that feeling. ------------- The most important quality for an investor is temperament,not intellect.A temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd nor against it |
Posted By: drpatils
Date Posted: 27/Jul/2007 at 5:46am
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TED is a cult in investing.Hum intezar karenge .SABR ka fal jaroor mitha hi higa.Thanks Kulmanji. ------------- The journey of thousand mile begins with single step-Chinese Proverb |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 27/Jul/2007 at 9:49am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Now that all International Markets are tumbling so fast, yeh CNBC waale ek naya series kyon nahin shuru karte?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...Kaun sa?"
Bunty: "Woh nahin ek uncle bade bade logon ke interviews lete hain....unke saath gupshup karte hain. Achhe achhe 'quotable quotes' bataate hain!"
Mungerilal: "Achha...tumhara matlab: Wizards of Dalal Street??"
Bunty: "Haan! Wohi Papa. Lekin naye series ka naam LIZARDS OF HALAAL STREET hona chahiye ab!!"
Mungerilal: " #$*#
!!"------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 27/Jul/2007 at 10:15am
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If RD is actually reading through all this he would need all the breeze from Hitachi and water from Mount Everest to cool his head. Great creativity ------------- 'The Thoughtful Investor: A Journey to Financial Freedom Through Stock Market Investing' - A Book on Equity Investing especially for Indian Investors. Book your copy now: www.thethoughtfulinvestor.in |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 28/Jul/2007 at 10:49am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...yeh Market Cap kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta Bunty ...It is Market Capitalisation which is The total market value, at the current market price, of the total number of equity shares issued by the company."
Bunty ki Maa: "Achhaa! Aisa kya? Main toh samazh rahi thi ke Market Cap ka matlab woh dono Mukherjee ki jodi Caps pehante hain naa 14000...15000 likhi hui!! Kitne khoobsurat hain na dono?"
Mungerilal: "Hey bhagwan, Bunty ki Maa...aap bhi na!! Mere liye garam chai banao, jaldi!"
Bunty: "Hmmmm... Muzhe toh lagta tha ke Market Cap is that 'Topi', jo Udayan Uncle apne darshako ko pehnaate hain. Kyon ki unki baatein kabhi seedhi nahin hoti. Dono taraf se bolte hain.......hain naa Papa?"
Mungerilal: "
#$*# !!"------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 28/Jul/2007 at 11:18am
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Bunty beta bahut jaldi bada ho raha hai Kulmanji! School mei teacher ke saath koi harkat nahi kar de. ------------- 'The Thoughtful Investor: A Journey to Financial Freedom Through Stock Market Investing' - A Book on Equity Investing especially for Indian Investors. Book your copy now: www.thethoughtfulinvestor.in |
Posted By: BubbleVision
Date Posted: 28/Jul/2007 at 11:26am
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Kulman.........is there any story involving "Bunty's sister too"? With the RBI First quarter monetary policy review due on Tuesday, she may just want some lessons on Hawkishness or Dovishness of a central bank speaker form Lata Didi! ------------- You can't make money if you are unwilling to lose...It's like willing to breathe in but not willing to breathe out. -- ED SEYKOTA ....Read Disclaimer! |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 28/Jul/2007 at 11:26am
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....School mei teacher ke saath koi harkat nahi kar de.
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ha ha ha !!You see, Bunty is like that Li'l Johny. Some of his Harkats are not mentionable here keeping in view younger members on this Forum.
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 29/Jul/2007 at 8:42am
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More from Dealing Room......
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Maine dekha hain ke woh uncle usi kone waale screen ke saamne baithke Trade karte hain. Never changes his position, even he adjusts the monitor screen to face Eastern direction."
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...woh VaastuLal hain. Yeh Bull run ke pehle woh FengShui consultant the."
Bunty: "Achha! Yaad aaya ek baar unki car mein aap ne laughing buddha ke neeche waala sikka churaya tha!!"
Mungerilal: "
..!!....Beta dhyan dena... while trading he also ensures that his back isn't in the direction of toilet."Bunty: "Papa, Tell me one thing....woh Uncle jab sandaas jaate hain, how does he sit on commode then? "
Mungerilal: "
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 31/Jul/2007 at 12:06pm
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Woh Pratham Vishwa waale Uncle hamesha koi bhi baat ka credit khud lete hain naa?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...kaise?"
Bunty: "While answering query from Anchors first both of them from Pratham Vishwa always say: 'Well....a couple of weeks back when I was on your channel we had predicted this & that'...Kya woh dono itne antaryaami hain?"
Mungerilal: "
 ....."Bunty: "Aur woh VOL...VOL kya keh rahe the?"
Mungerilal: "Beta....that's volatility....Hindi mein: asthirta, chanchalta."
Bunty: "Hmmm.....main toh soch raha tha that's a warning as per new SEBI guidelines for muting the VOLume of your TV set when such experts are speaking!!"
Mungerilal: "
#$*# !!"------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 31/Jul/2007 at 12:31pm
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Baap re baap! kya gazab ki soch hai Kulmanji. ------------- 'The Thoughtful Investor: A Journey to Financial Freedom Through Stock Market Investing' - A Book on Equity Investing especially for Indian Investors. Book your copy now: www.thethoughtfulinvestor.in |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 31/Jul/2007 at 8:08am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Why Sameeksha Aunty shouts on top of her voice on RBI Policy?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...Kaun Latha? woh uska kaam hain. She gets salary for this work."
Bunty: "So is her performance bonus linked to the decibel level at which she speaks?"
Mungerilal: "
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Posted By: manishdave
Date Posted: 31/Jul/2007 at 8:37am
 Kulmanjee,
You are multi-talented.
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 01/Aug/2007 at 6:55pm
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Pap..."
Mungerilal: "
#$*# #$*# #$*# #$*# #$*# !!!"Bunty: "
Mummy...... ."P.S.: After effects of market correction!
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 01/Aug/2007 at 7:32am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Aap ko ek baat puchhni hain."
Mungerilal: (watching Global cues & feeling satisfied) "Haan theek hain, ab puchho beta!"
Bunty: "Papa, yeh Cost of Carry kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta Bunty, woh FnO ka ek bada sanket hota hain."
Bunty: "Achha? Main samzha tha ki it is the actual Cost of Carrying day-traders to shamshaan!"
Mungerilal: "
 ..!"------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: chic_1978
Date Posted: 01/Aug/2007 at 10:08am
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grt going ------------- happy & wise investing |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 02/Aug/2007 at 9:54am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...yeh Super Star Stocks Editor baar baar 'Fair Enough' kyon kehte hain?"
Mungerilal: "Woh uska jumla hoga, beta! Aadat hain usko shayad."
Bunty: "Hmmm... Muzhe toh lagta tha ke he's talking about the complexion, skin colour of his beautiful co-anchor!!" Mungerilal: "Bunty, tum jao apni padhaai karo.
"------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: asad_health
Date Posted: 03/Aug/2007 at 5:20pm
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Dear TEDies, I wanna know in detail about F&Os, can u guys pls help me. thanks in advance. ------------- Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 03/Aug/2007 at 8:15am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa.......Itna late kyon uthe aap? Main toh naha-dhoke taiyyar hoon. Aaj ghoomne jaana hain na? Aap ne promise kiya tha...Saturday ka!"
Mungerilal: "Haan Beta, woh kal raat bhar Dow ki girawat dekh raha tha.....phir wahan ke Analyston ki baatein!"
Bunty: "Kyon papa, aap itne kyon pareshan dikh rahe hain?"
Mungerilal: "Meri FnO mein Leveraged positions khadi hain. Ab apna weekend picnic cancel!"
Bunty: "No Papa, aap ne promise kiya tha!! Achhaa....yeh Beta Factor kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta Bunty, It is a relative measure of the sensitivity of an assets' return to changes in the return of the market."
Bunty: "Matlab kya yeh kaha ja sakta hain ke aap ka Mood has a very high Beta Factor with DJIA?" Mungerilal: "
..!"P.S.: An example of how FnO has screwed up Family & Outings of Laal Pariwar!
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 04/Aug/2007 at 11:39pm
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Over the weekend one so-called expert Uncle on Markets visited Bunty's house for evening tea.
"Bol mere Laal"
Mungerilal: "Beta Bunty, uncle ke liye jara pehle paani laana"
Bunty: "Abhi laaya, papa.!"
Mungerilal: "Aur NipunLal jee...kya lag raha hain Bazaar ka haal?"
NipunLal: "Bazaar mein ....I'm a short term Bear but Long Term Bull"
Bunty (giving a glass of water to Nipun Uncle, but whispering to his father): "Papa....iska matlab yeh bhi full-time Gadhaa hain kya?"
Mungerilal: "
Shhhhhhhh........beta jao to Mummy ko bolo chai ke liye"------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 05/Aug/2007 at 8:31am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Yeh Market Internals kya hota hain? Woh Editor uncle ko unki co-anchor baar baar puchhti rehti hain!"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta.....yeh andar ki baat hoti hain!!"
Bunty: "Papa, agar samazh mein nahin aata, toh aap log unko kyon sunte rehte hain?"
Mungerilal: "
....*%#*&...."------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: vip1
Date Posted: 05/Aug/2007 at 11:12am
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Bunty:" Papa ... Yeh Quarter se Quarter kya Hota hai ?
Mungerilal: Beta 3 Months Results Ko Ek Quarter Kehte Hai .
Bunty: Par Papa aap To Quarter Results Dekh Ke Us Dukaandaar( liquor shop ) se bole the bhai ek Quater De De ,
ab samajha Quarter Se Quater kya hota hai !
Mungerilal: "
....*%#*&...." |
Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 05/Aug/2007 at 11:41am
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Excellent creativity VIP1. ------------- 'The Thoughtful Investor: A Journey to Financial Freedom Through Stock Market Investing' - A Book on Equity Investing especially for Indian Investors. Book your copy now: www.thethoughtfulinvestor.in |
Posted By: vip1
Date Posted: 06/Aug/2007 at 12:47pm
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Excellent creativity VIP1.
Basant ,
Apne Hamare andar Ka Investor jagaya
Baaki sab cheze
Kulman ,Jaga Rahe hain
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 06/Aug/2007 at 12:53pm
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Ha ha ha ha !!
Vip1.....great one!!
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------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 06/Aug/2007 at 9:10am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Aap ko khush hona chahiye. Asian indices are up, global cues are all with a positive bias!!"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....maine bahut saare Stocks bech ke, Crude Oil futures liye hain. Because it broke-out to all-time highs. Aur woh Firangi log bol rahe the ke US$ 100~150 tak badhega."
Bunty: "Papa, toh kya hum ko Crude ke Margin Call ke kaaran apni gaadi bechni padegi?"
Mungerilal: "
 ..........."Bunty: "Papa...Yeh HNI kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "It's High Net-worth Individuals."
Bunty: "Iska matlab Papa, yeh FnO aur Commodity speculation ke pehle kya hum bhi HNI the?
Mungerilal: "
....*%#*&...."------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 06/Aug/2007 at 11:56am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Yeh VIX kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "The CBOE Volatility Index® (VIX®) is a key measure of market expectations of near-term volatility conveyed by S&P 500 stock index option prices. It is considered to be the world's premier barometer of investor sentiment and market volatility."
Bunty: "Uska aap ko Nifty Futures day-trading mein kuchh upyog hota nahin, toh aap kyon uske baare mein itna sochte ho? Aur yeh CBOE kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta, it stands for Chicago Board Options Exchange"
Bunty: "Hmmm.....main toh samzha the ke CBOE is Confused: Buy Or Exit!"
Mungerilal: "
....*%#*&...."------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 07/Aug/2007 at 8:27am
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Good Morning Papa!"
Mungerilal: (yawning......he was awake the whole night watching action in USA) "Morning beta!"
Bunty: "Main school jaa raha hoon......bye."
Mungerilal: "Bye..... "
Bunty: "Ek baat kahoon......Instead of wasting your time behind what FED has to say, it would have been better had you read what TED has to say!......Bye.....bye..."
Mungerilal: "
....*%#*&...........Abe teri toh...."------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: tyler_durden
Date Posted: 08/Aug/2007 at 12:48pm
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kulman ji aap kahan se soch lete ho yeh sab...absolutely stunning....... ------------- If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. |
Posted By: monu_duggad
Date Posted: 08/Aug/2007 at 4:40pm
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Too good Kulmanji......... Lekin on second thoughts...Fed ki kyo baja rahe ho baar baar lagatar....:-))
Suna hain aaj ke breakout ke baad lots of "long positions" have been created on index futures....aur ECB norms ke baad logo ne Cap goods ko kaafi short kiya hain...................
------------- If you think you can,You Can |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 09/Aug/2007 at 7:08pm
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"Bol mere Laal" Bunty: "Papa...Yeh TV Anchors baar baar aisa kyon bolte hain: Bulls might start throwing in the towel?" Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta … unka matlab hain ke Give up in the face of defeat of lacking hope." Bunty: "Aisa kya? Mungerilal: " ------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: Vivek Sukhani
Date Posted: 09/Aug/2007 at 8:37pm
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Stock editor se Strip editor tak...... |
Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 09/Aug/2007 at 8:44pm
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Kulmanji aaj raat Mungerilal Bunty ko Paribas ki kahani sunayega kya. Jo Paribas raat ko aati thi aur sab kuch khatam kar deti thi. ------------- 'The Thoughtful Investor: A Journey to Financial Freedom Through Stock Market Investing' - A Book on Equity Investing especially for Indian Investors. Book your copy now: www.thethoughtfulinvestor.in |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 09/Aug/2007 at 8:53pm
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ha ha ha!
Aur woh Paribas ki kahani mein ek raakshas (demon) bhi hain: bhayanak khatarnak Structure-waala! ------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 09/Aug/2007 at 8:43am
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"Bol mere Laal" Bunty’s mother is helping him finish English homework while Mungerilal as usual is surfing TV channels. Bunty ki Maa: “Beta…woh essay ke aakhir mein yeh quote likhna: ’Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal’. Theek hain?” Bunty: "Haan Mummy ho Mungerilal: " ------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: xbox
Date Posted: 09/Aug/2007 at 9:48am
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Bunty is singing this song while taking breakfast..."kya kare kya naa kare, ye kaise mushkil haye..."
Bunty ke papa (man me) : ye Banty ko mind reading kisne sikhai. Mai bhi to yahi sooch raha hu.
Bunty ke maa Bunty ke papa se : Dhekho apna Bunty kitna accha gana gata hai.
Papa : " ------------- Don't bet on pig after all bull & bear in circle. |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 09/Aug/2007 at 10:06am
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ha ha ha
To be or not to be.... ------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 10/Aug/2007 at 8:29am
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"Bol mere Laal" Mungerilal once was speaking over phone to one of his friends after market hours. His wife was chopping vegetables & Son Bunty was reading a book in the same room. Mungerilal (over phone) : "Arey bhai dekho yeh Real Estate sector long-term uptrend mein hain. ….Na na ….I’m neutral on BFSI……kya?....IT? ….nahin Saab, I’m underweight on IT…..achha…Okay… Theek hain Shaniwar raat ko milenge...bye...” Bunty ki Maa: "Suno jee, yeh IT underweight ki baat chhod dijiye. Pehle apna khud ka Overweight ki taraf dyaan do…..Sirf TV aur Screen ke saamne baithke motapa kitna badh Mungerilal: " Bunty: "Peechhwada matlab wohi naa…hum school mein usko Teachers ka Godown kehte hain!" Mungerilal: " Bunty ki Maa: “ …......Bunty reluctantly leaves the drawing room…. Bunty ki Maa: "Aur pata nahin muzhe yeh BFSI kya hota hain, lekin aap toh aaj kal raat mein bhi Neutral se hi rehte ho!!” Mungerilal: " ------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 11/Aug/2007 at 10:03am
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"Bol mere Laal" Mungerilal’s wife (Bunty ki Maa) wanted to see and experience ‘dealing room’. But he never used to take her along citing one excuse or another. One day Bunty, without his father’s knowledge took Mother to the Broker’s office. And she stood by the window to peep in. After closing bell Mother & Bunty quickly returned home by an Auto rickshaw. Mungerilal came back home after about an hour so. Mungerilal: "Bunty ki Maa…..kuchh nashta banao thodi bhook lagi hain!” Bunty ki Maa: "Abhi banati hoon……Kaisa raha aaj ka Trading Day?" Mungerilal: "Tum ko kya samazhta hain? Theek hi raha” Bunty: "Aaj Mummy aur main Dealing Room ke baahar se dekh rahe the aap ko!" Mungerilal: " Bunty ki Maa starts singing : "Dealing Room ke jharonko se…
Tum Loss mein nazar aaye……
Bade Loss mein nazar aaye!!”
Mungerilal: " ------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 12/Aug/2007 at 8:03am
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"Bol mere Laal" Bunty: "Papa...Yeh market mein F&O strategists kya Catering & Hotel Management ka course bhi karte hain?" Mungerilal: "Na na Beta …uska Stock markets aur F&O se kya sambandh?" Bunty: "Dekhiye na Papa, yeh log bhi TIE pehente hain, aur ‘PLAIN VANILLA’, ‘FLASH IN THE PAN’ aur ‘TAKE SOME MONEY OFF THE TABLE’ kehte hain, " Mungerilal: " ------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 13/Aug/2007 at 8:45am
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"Bol mere Laal" Mungerilal: "Bunty ki Maa…..dekha, Big Bull Bhaiyya bhi kehte hain: To win all wars despite losing many a battle. Bilkul mere jaisi soch hain unki!" Bunty ki Maa: "Bhagwan kare uske jaise daulat bhi aap ko mile!” Bunty: "Muzhe to mushkil lagta hain!" Mungerilal: " Bunty: "Because you hardly have any discipline and would lose all the capital in day-to-day battles. Jab War shuru hoga toh aap ke paas ammunition hi kaha bachega?” Mungerilal: " ------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: xbox
Date Posted: 16/Aug/2007 at 10:28am
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Abhi Abhi Bunty ki Maa ne message bheja hai kee 'Bunty ke papa friday se ghar nahi aaye hai'
She needs help from Teddies. Local police is not helping her either. She told to put this message on bse announcements..."Bunty ke papa jaldi ghar aajao, Bunty kee tabhiyat theek nahi hai. Apko dealign room kee kasam hai!!" ------------- Don't bet on pig after all bull & bear in circle. |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 21/Aug/2007 at 8:34pm
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"Bol mere Laal" Bunty: "Papa...Yeh UBS waale NRI chacha kitna darra diye. Kitne saare factors pe dhyaan dene ke liye keh rahe hain---credit markets, CP, bonds, Yields, Spread, Curve, Swerve and what not" Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta … we are living in a globalised world. These things do matter a lot." Bunty: "Aisa kya? Main to soch raha tha ke woh agar aasaan aur simple strategy batayenge toh shaayad unki naukri khatre mein aayegi" Mungerilal: " ------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 21/Aug/2007 at 8:53pm
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We were missing Bunty as much as we were missing you. Welcome back Kulmanji. ------------- 'The Thoughtful Investor: A Journey to Financial Freedom Through Stock Market Investing' - A Book on Equity Investing especially for Indian Investors. Book your copy now: www.thethoughtfulinvestor.in |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 21/Aug/2007 at 8:24am
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"Bol mere Laal" Bunty: "Papa...Yeh Ronen uncle kaun hain?" Mungerilal: "Beta … he is the Indian Ambassador to USA." Bunty: "What's his surname---Sen or Insane?" Mungerilal: " ------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 22/Aug/2007 at 8:41am
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"Bol mere Laal" Bunty: "Papa...jab koi stock bahut jyada badhta hain tab woh TV Anchors aisa kyon kehte hain: The stock is on a tear?" Mungerilal: "Beta Bunty, uska matlab hain: Moving quickly, precipitously and violently." Bunty ki Maa: "Achha? Main toh samjhi thi ke uska matlab hain ke jin logo ne neeche khareeda nahin unko rona aa raha hain!!" Mungerilal: " Bunty: "Hmmm ….main toh soch raha tha ke On A Tear ka matlab ChhoteLal uncle ki #$%* phaad ke stock oopar jaa raha hain!!" Mungerilal: " ------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 23/Aug/2007 at 8:13am
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"Bol mere Laal" Bunty: "Papa...kal se school mein naya subject padha rahe hain: S*x Education" Mungerilal: "Achha!! Beta, show me that text book." Bunty: "Abhi mila nahin. Lekin Papa yeh Bourse kya hota hain?" Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta, Bourse is another name for Stock Exchange probably derived from a Latin or a French word." Bunty: "Hmmm ….muzhe toh laga ke---- Stock Exchange is called a Bourse,
Bcoz there, Bears & Bulls have daily intercourse!!"
Mungerilal: " ------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 24/Aug/2007 at 8:51am
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"Bol mere Laal" Bunty ki Maa: "Bunty....aa gaye school se? Jaldi kapade badal do. Dekho maine tumhare liye Gaajar-ka-halwa banaya hain! Aaj kya hua school mein?" Bunty: "Mummy aur papa....aaj na mera NCC mein selection hua!"
Bunty: "Aaj bas ground mein le gaye...aur Parade sikhaya.....aise: Left-Right, Left-Right, Left-Right!" .....woh Left ka naam na lo...*#@#!!"
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 25/Aug/2007 at 9:01am
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"Bol mere Laal" Bunty: "Papa....hum woh Stockbroker ke office mein gaye the naa..." Bunty: "I overheard that Broker telling his Son a secret: A man is a client until proven broke" Mungerilal: "
..*#@#! ..."------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: India_Bull
Date Posted: 26/Aug/2007 at 2:48pm
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That is a good one Kulmajeee as usual. Aapne to hamari NCC ke jamane ki yade jaga diya. ------------- India_Bull forever Bull ! www.kapilcomedynights.com |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 26/Aug/2007 at 8:36am
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"Bol mere Laal" Bunty: "Papa....jab aap dost logon se Market ke baare mein baatein karte hain. " Bunty, tab kya?" Bunty: "I have noticed one thing: You never tell them about your big losses and mistakes. You only boast of some profits made here & there." Mungerilal: "
..*#@#!"------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 27/Aug/2007 at 8:24am
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"Bol mere Laal" Bunty: "Papa....yeh Firangi uncles aisa kyon bole: 'Low hanging fruits have all been plucked'?.." Bunty: "Main to samzha tha 'Low hanging fruits have all been plucked' is like what my friend says: 'Good looking girls have all been .....' !! " Mungerilal: "
..*#@#! .*#@# "------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: gcpradhan1
Date Posted: 27/Aug/2007 at 9:01am
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Kulmanji, Bahut hi behetariin kisam ki joke hai........... Thanks a lot for making the Teddies laugh in the morning. It is good for health.
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 27/Aug/2007 at 9:21am
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Laughter......It is good for health.
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I fully agree with this. Here're interesting facts.....
It reduces pain and allows us to tolerate discomfort.
It reduces blood sugar levels, increasing glucose tolerance in diabetics and nondiabetics alike. It improves your job performance, especially if your work depends on creativity and solving complex problems. Its role in intimate relationships is vastly underestimated and it really is the glue of good marriages.
It synchronizes the brains of speaker and listener so that they are emotionally attuned.
Laughter establishes -- or restores -- a positive emotional climate and a sense of connection between two people, In fact, some researchers believe that the major function of laughter is to bring people together. And all the health benefits of laughter may simply result from the social support that laughter stimulates.
Dr. Miller offers a simple prescription that won't bankrupt you and could save your life. "Thirty minutes of exercise three times a week, and 15 minutes of laughter on a daily basis is probably good for the vascular system," he says. Source: http://psychologytoday.com/articles/pto-20050406-000001.html - psychologytoday.com
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: xbox
Date Posted: 27/Aug/2007 at 9:36am
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Bunty: "Main to samzha tha 'Low hanging fruits have all been plucked' is like what my friend says: 'Good looking girls have all been .....' !! "
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Kulman jee, aap mahan hai!! aap purush nahi hai
maha-purush hai!! ------------- Don't bet on pig after all bull & bear in circle. |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 27/Aug/2007 at 9:40am
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ha ha ha ha
At first before reading the postscript, I wanted to travel all the way to Korea.
ha ha ha ------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 29/Aug/2007 at 1:07pm
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"Bol mere Laal" Bunty: "Papa....ab kya pareshani hain aap ko?.." Bunty: "Aap yeh volatility nahin jhel sakte. Mummy theek hi kehti hain. She was also saying that instead of Stock exchange you should try your luck at Employment Exchange" Mungerilal: " #$%#..."------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 29/Aug/2007 at 8:36am
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"Bol mere Laal" Bunty: "Papa....After watching that TV programme by Raghav uncle talking to industry leaders like Ambani, Mittal, Premji I want to ask you a question." Bunty: "Tell me what needs to be done so that you become ICONIC MUNGERILAL?" Mungerilal: " #$%#... Bh#%*#....."------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 29/Aug/2007 at 9:19am
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I hope Mungerilal would become TRANSFORMATIONAL but then we lose our dose of laughter so ICONIC is the place to be. Carry on Bunty beta!!! ------------- 'The Thoughtful Investor: A Journey to Financial Freedom Through Stock Market Investing' - A Book on Equity Investing especially for Indian Investors. Book your copy now: www.thethoughtfulinvestor.in |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 29/Aug/2007 at 9:52am
 ha ha !!!
Mungerilal (who is literally being pested by Bunty) is planning to send Bunty to his Mama's (maternal uncle) house for a few days.
Knowing Bunty well, he may not pause in his endeavours. So he might call Papa on his cell-phone from Mama jee's place.
Let's see....as strange things have happened in this Laal pariwar.
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 30/Aug/2007 at 9:28am
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"Bol mere Laal" From the dealing room.....
Bunty: "Papa....yeh safed baal waale uncle aisa akad ke kyon chalte hain? Aur unki baithne ki style bhi ajeeb hain naa?" Bunty: "I think BawaasirLal can become a good consultant-cum-analyst on TV" Mungerilal: "kaise?"
Bunty: "The grey hair makes him look distinguished and the piles would make him look concerned."
Mungerilal: "
.... #$%#....."-------------
P.S.: As decided, Bunty would be away to his Mama's place for a few days. Mungerilal is feeling a bit relieved now. Watch this space......
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 31/Aug/2007 at 1:26am
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This is midnight special of "Bol Mere Laal" before Bunty leaves for Mama jee's place.
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....yeh Super Star Stocks Editor kuchh kuchh Analyston ko aisa kyon kehte hain: "If I put a Gun to your head, which top-3 stock picks would you tell me?"
Bunty: "Okay Papa got it but are you sure on the second part? Aap ka experience dekhne ke baad toh muzhe lag raha tha ke usne Trigger kyon nahin kheecha kabhi!!!" Mungerilal: "
"Bunty: "Sochiye Papa....Ab Tak Chhappan hote toh kitna sukun hota aap ki zindagi mein!!"
Mungerilal: "
.... #$%#....."------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 15/Sep/2007 at 3:54pm
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Bunty is back home from his Mamu's place.
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....I'm back home!!"
.....Bunty Beta...How was your stay at Mamu's house?" Bunty: "Oh...it was okay. But I learned to talk with him from a safe distance." Mungerilal: "Why?? "
Bunty: "Papa....kya hain na...Mamu ke mooh se Leverage ki boo aati hain."
Mungerilal: "
.... #$%#....."------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |
Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 16/Sep/2007 at 6:33pm
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"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....what does Greenshoe option mean?"
Bunty: "Oh.. oh....I was under the impression that Greenshoes are the worn out old footwear specially reserved for hitting the former Fed chief Greenspan." Mungerilal: "
.... #$%#....."------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards |