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kulman
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   Topic: Bol Mere Lal!
Posted: 13/Jul/2007 at 11:14pm |
From today we shall have a new series called "Bol mere Laal".
Here we would have sawaal-jawaab between a Mungerilal & his very curious teenager (highschool going) Son named Bunty...
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Papa...yeh Short Squeeze kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta...jab apne ChhoteLal uncle feels squeeze in his shorts & runs towards the toilet in the dealing room"
Bunty: "Phir...woh jaise bhagte hain usko kya Relief Rally kehte hain?"
Mungerilal: "nahin Beta...woh alag baat hain. Woh main baad mein bataaoonga"
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kulman
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Posted: 14/Jul/2007 at 9:43am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...aaj na Mere music teacher ne ek gaana sikhaya...ke ek baras mein chaar mausam (seasons): Patzhad, Saawan, Basant aur Bahaar. Toh yeh Earnings Seasons kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta...yeh saal mein chaar baar aata hain. Aur iski khaasiyat yeh hain ke ek ki hi din mein chaaro mausam dikhlata hain!"
Bunty: "Papa...yeh batao ke GAP-UP opening kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta...when it happens, tab apne ChhoteLal uncle ki Gap Downunder mein takleef hoti hain"
Bunty: "Toh Papa tab Awaaz kyun nahin aati?"
Mungerilal: "Dekho beta tum jyaada sawaal puchh rahe ho. Jao apna homework karo jaldi..."
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Posted: 16/Jul/2007 at 8:13pm |
Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...yeh bina baal waale Nana jee jo Thailand se bol rahe hain, woh kaun hain?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta...yeh woh hain Nana; jo hamesha gaate hain qayamat ka gaana!!"
Bunty: "Achhaa, yaad aaya. Inki baatein sunke aap ne Jun'06 se Oct '06 mein saara maal becha tha naa! BaawanLal uncle keh rahe the ke aap ne jo bhaav mein shares beche the....woh ab 52-Week Lows hain!!"
Mungerilal: " Beta......jao dekho Mummy bula rahi hain."
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Posted: 16/Jul/2007 at 11:06pm |
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Kulmanji you are phenomenal. I am thoroughly enjoying reading these small snippets under the title "Bol mere lal"!
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Posted: 16/Jul/2007 at 12:38pm |
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Master from Pune is at it again..........
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Posted: 18/Jul/2007 at 11:31pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...woh Joint Venture Capital ke Analyst Uncle aisi Angrezi kyon bolte hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta Bunty...woh England mein paidaa hue honge shaayad, maine suna hain ke woh NRI hain!"
Bunty: "Achhaa...main soch raha tha ke jaanbuzhke bolte hain.....so that people do not understand either his English or his Analysis!!!"
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Posted: 18/Jul/2007 at 11:45pm |
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Ha! Ha! Ha! have you ever heard the way he pronounces the word "market" maake....!!!
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Posted: 18/Jul/2007 at 11:57pm |
Woh 'silent'.. R aur T mein saare Maake ka raaz chhupa hain!!
By the way, our Father & Son combination is going to visit Dealing Room...so watch out this space...
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