M-TV: Music, Masti & Mungerilals

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   First of all here is a compilation of previously posted remix songs. Please send in your contributions as there is buzz that one could win some kind of award too!

I was shown a remix video album by one Mungerilal. Some of the chartbuster songs I recall from that album:

The Album starts with a prayer in which they have shown TAUs sitting on a dais & their Mungerilal disciples all singing in unison: VANDE MARGINAM……..VANDE MARGINAM….ONE-DAY MARGINAM….SUJALAM…SUFALAM.. 
In other video lots of those TAUs dance together wearing masks and it is shot in DON style: Arey diwano mujhe pehchano, kahan se aaya main hoon kaun?Main hoon TAU, main hoon TAU, main hoon…main hoon, main hoon TAU........TAU TAU TAU!!!!!! 
A serious song: TAUjee ki tarah bajta hi raha hoon main…kabhi is channel pe kabhi us channel pe bakta hi raha hoon main! 
Even a remix ghazal: Tum itna jo muskara rahe ho, kya loss hain jisko chuupa rahe ho? Bank balance mein kami…hansi labon par…kya haal hain, kya dikha rahe ho? 
Another sad song: Aansoon bhari hain….yeh Market ki raahen…koi un se keh de….Stop-Loss naa lagayen! 
This one also a sad song: Zindagi ke suffer mein gujar jaate hain jo makaam, who phir nahi aate…who phir nahin aate…Call bikte hain, Put bhi bikte hain…magar…Settlement ke din jo bikhar jaate hain, woh FIIs ke aane se milte nahin……. 
Lastly there was a se*y number: Stop Loss Laga!……..hai laga…hai laga…..Dealing room ke peechhe…tere AC ke neeche… hai re piya….Stop Loss laga…..
There are few more songs...I shall post the same as soon as I remember....happy listening !!!

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Today's hit song on Sa-Re-Ga-Ma-Pa:

It's a duet to be sung by Circuit & Mungerilal:

Trend ke saath saath, Stop-loss ke sang sang….O Trader chal…..muzhe leke saath chal tu…sambhal mere saath chal tu…..le haatho mein charts chal tu…

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The other two guys were singing this remix number from "Ghulaam":

M1: Aey, kya bolta tu? 

M2: Aye…kya main bolu?
M1: Sun…..

M2: suna….
M1: aata kya Dealing Room….?
M2: Kya karoon…aake main Dealing Room? 
M1: Arey…dekhenge…sochenge….charts padhenge….F&O khelenge…stop-loss lagayenge….loss banayenge aur kya? 
M2: Dealing Room mein margin pe khelnege, ghar bhi bech ke aayenge…..

I immediately hailed Taxi number 9-2-11 & came back home safely.
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I met two Mungerilals (one 23 years old & the other 43) this evening, both very happy & in jolly mood singing loudly following songs:

M-23 Years Old (immitating Himesh Reshamiya's nasal tone): "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…..
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo………….
Ooooooooooooooooooo……..Oooooooooooooo………Huzoooooooooooorr……
13……..13…. 13……..Surooooooooooooooooorr !!!"

M-43 years old (trying to immitate the great Kishore-da): "Hey hey…haha…hmmmm... hmm…hmmm… Kora kagaz tha yeh man mera….likh liyaa naam is pe 13, 13, 13, 13……" 

It took me some time to understand that they were celebrating 13K !!! 
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Most of the day-traders were short on Nifty/other stock futures & had to cut losses. The song played today in the dealing room was: "Seene mein jalan, aankho mein toofan sa kyu hain? Is room mein har shakhs pareshan sa kyu hain?" 
The other Mungerilal (who missed the TV18 train) modified this song slightly...instead of "seene mein..." he replaced that body part with an unmentionable but important part....! 
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Just received a call from our musical Mungerilal.....the information from dealing room is that today's hit song was: 

"Call aur Put, Put aur Call, Call aur Put, Put aur Call, dukhi hain yun aaj milke…jaise kisi dealing room mein mil jaaye do traders tanha rote rote……"
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FM radio stations across the country play this song at 4PM every Tuesday: "TIP TIP TIP Baarish shuru ho gayee...."
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In fact they have planned a special appearance by Matt with make-up/costumes and all that....he is going to perform a dance choreographed by Shiamak Davar based on a song: 

"NAAYAK NAHIN....KHALNAYAK HOON MAIN ! JULMI BADA LOSS-DAYAK HOON MAIN!
IS BAAT KI TUJH KO KYA KHABAR, BAS YAAR NAFRAT KE LAAYAK HOON MAIN!"