BALGOBIND GR888 PJs
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>TEACHER : Why are you late?
>BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
>TEACHER : What sign?
>BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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>TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
>BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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>TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
>BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
>TEACHER : No, that's wrong
>BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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>TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
>BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!!
>TEACHER : What are you talking about?
>BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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>TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
>BALGOBIN : Here it is!
>TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
>CLASS : Balgobin!
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>TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we
>didn't have ten years ago.
>BALGOBIN : Me!
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>TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
>BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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>BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
>FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
>BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.
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>TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
>BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.
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>TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
>BALGOBIN : I is...
>TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
>BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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>TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
>Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why
>his father didn't punish him?"
>BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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>BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
>FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
>BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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>TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
>same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
>BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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>TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
>are no longer interested?
>BALGOBIN : A teacher
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