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experteye
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   Posted: 17/Jun/2008 at 10:20am |
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oh, fantastic kulman saab!!
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more risk,more profit but have a vision before taking risk,itis all about investment in equities market.
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experteye
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Posted: 18/Jun/2008 at 2:25pm |
Mungerilal is an avid stock market investor. His wife Jankiben is worried about her husband's disinterest in her and in everything else but his investments. So she took him to a baba camped near their home.
"Swamiji", said Jankiben, "my husband talks only about FIIs, PEs, earnings per share, dividend, bonus...."
"Don't worry", said the swami, "I will check his Futures and Options."
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experteye
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Posted: 18/Jun/2008 at 2:41pm |
Mungerilal to Bankelal:KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI?Dekaha kyaa?
Amitabh : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne..
Contestant: (very tensed) Ji...
Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan?
Computer Screen:
A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. Vinod Khana D. General Perverz Musharaff.
Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? (He is quite sure that Contestant will opt for A)
But still confused.
Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..(50:50 )
and phone a friend)
Contestant: I think it is A but am not sure.
Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm Ap kya karna chahenge?
Contestant : I would like to use 50:50?
Amitabh: Ok computer ji, 2 galat javabo ko mita do..
Computer: (now left with)
B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
C. Vinod Khana
Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made this mistake But as is said in the Computer the show must go on.
Now Contestant is confused
Contestant:i would like to use the last life line phone a friend..
Amitabh :Ap kisko phone karna chaheng
CONTESTANT : Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga
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kulman
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Posted: 20/Jun/2008 at 3:47pm |
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Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards
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experteye
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Posted: 20/Jun/2008 at 4:34pm |
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wah..wah...kulmanji !!
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kulman
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Posted: 22/Jun/2008 at 11:16am |
Original Post here
Posted: 02/Oct/2007 at 1:12pm
Originally posted by kulman
MungeriLal: "We get approx 3,026"
SambhadhLal: "Now multiply by 1.42 which is Eur-USD rate. What do we have now?"
MungeriLal: "4,296"
SambhadhLal: "Now....do 1.98 (GBP-USD) times 3,026."
MungeriLal: "5,990"
SambhadhLal: "There you go my friend......Nifty will be in the trading range of 4,296 - 5,990 at least till Diwali of CY2008"
MungeriLal: "Hmmmm....now I realise how markets behave irrationally!"
SambhadhLal: (raising glass of beer) "Cheers !!"
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Mungerilal: " Yaar....you were almost right." Sambandhlal: "  " Mungerilal: "What's your view now?" Sambandhlal: "As the market overshot on the way up, I expect the same to happen on the downside. I'm now working on a formula to find out co-relationship between number of Loksabha seats to be won by NDA & probable Nifty range for CY2009" Mungerilal: "  "
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kulman
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Posted: 26/Jun/2008 at 1:08am |
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romanov
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Posted: 26/Jun/2008 at 1:53am |
I am young grouipe.....but can'thelp noticing it...jaise jaise market girta hai Kulman sir ka humor jod pakadta hai....
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