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chic_1978
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Topic: Have fun for a minute Posted: 23/Apr/2007 at 12:08pm |
Have fun for a minute
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told," First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a Software Engineer, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the Cafeteria!!!!! !
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happy & wise investing
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us121
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Posted: 11/May/2007 at 10:38pm |
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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ABILITY will get u at d top. CHARACTER will retain u at d top
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omshivaya
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Posted: 11/May/2007 at 10:47pm |
Nice ones both of you ppl.
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The most important quality for an investor is temperament,not intellect.A temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd nor against it
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pramodjain
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Posted: 16/May/2007 at 2:22pm |
Precious Gift
A wise woman who was traveling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream.
The next day she met another traveler who was hungry, and the wise woman opened her bag to share her food. The hungry traveler saw the precious stone and asked the woman to give it to him.
She did so without hesitation.
The traveler left rejoicing in his good fortune. He knew the stone was worth enough to give him security for a lifetime. But, a few days later, he came back to return the stone to the wise woman.
"I've been thinking," he said.
"I know how valuable this stone is, but I give it back in the hope that you can give me something even more precious. Give me what you have within you that enabled you to give me this stone."
Sometimes it's not the wealth you have but what's inside you that others need
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basant
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Posted: 16/May/2007 at 2:36pm |
Sometimes it's not the wealth you have but what's inside you that others need
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What a wonderful thought!
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omshivaya
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Posted: 16/May/2007 at 3:02pm |
Pramod jee, excellent...just excellent post. Thank you for sharing.
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The most important quality for an investor is temperament,not intellect.A temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd nor against it
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Posted: 16/May/2007 at 3:33pm |
iF ANYONE WISH TO ENJOY TV18 MUCH AT THIS TIME THEY SHOULD FORGET THE STOCK PRICE AND SHOULD WATCH IT WITH UDAYAN BABU AND MITALI AND one Mr. amba.
Ver very enjoyable and especially even MM is HUM HUM HUM I liked you
THANK YOU TED!
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I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. ~Pablo Picasso
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chic_1978
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Posted: 16/May/2007 at 5:28pm |
Congrats to Basantjee & all TED's
It's CHAMPAGNE time folks !!!!!!!!!!! TV 18 - GBN - Network 18 - Zee News - ADLABS - PVR - ENIL ...................................................
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