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Quote chic_1978 Replybullet Topic: Have fun for a minute
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Have fun for a minute

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do
they do here?" He told," First they put you in an electric chair for
an
hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
checks
out the
USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German
hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do
here?"
He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil
comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly
the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting
to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair
does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the
devil is a Software Engineer, so he comes in, signs the register and
then goes to the Cafeteria!!!!! !

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Quote us121 Replybullet Posted: 11/May/2007 at 10:38pm

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are
a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after
I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

ABILITY will get u at d top. CHARACTER will retain u at d top
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Quote omshivaya Replybullet Posted: 11/May/2007 at 10:47pm
Nice ones both of you ppl.
The most important quality for an investor is temperament,not intellect.A temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd nor against it
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Quote pramodjain Replybullet Posted: 16/May/2007 at 2:22pm
Precious Gift
A wise woman who was traveling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream.

The next day she met another traveler who was hungry, and the wise woman opened her bag to share her food. The hungry traveler saw the precious stone and asked the woman to give it to him.

She did so without hesitation.

The traveler left rejoicing in his good fortune. He knew the stone was worth enough to give him security for a lifetime. But, a few days later, he came back to return the stone to the wise woman.

"I've been thinking," he said.

"I know how valuable this stone is, but I give it back in the hope that you can give me something even more precious. Give me what you have within you that enabled you to give me this stone."

Sometimes it's not the wealth you have but what's inside you that others need
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Quote basant Replybullet Posted: 16/May/2007 at 2:36pm
Sometimes it's not the wealth you have but what's inside you that others need
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Quote omshivaya Replybullet Posted: 16/May/2007 at 3:02pm
Pramod jee, excellent...just excellent post. Thank you for sharing.
The most important quality for an investor is temperament,not intellect.A temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd nor against it
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Quote PKB2000 Replybullet Posted: 16/May/2007 at 3:33pm
iF ANYONE WISH TO ENJOY TV18 MUCH AT THIS TIME THEY SHOULD FORGET THE STOCK PRICE AND SHOULD WATCH IT WITH UDAYAN BABU AND MITALI AND one Mr. amba.
Ver very enjoyable and especially even MM is HUM HUM HUM  I liked you
THANK YOU TED!
I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. ~Pablo Picasso
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Quote chic_1978 Replybullet Posted: 16/May/2007 at 5:28pm

Congrats to Basantjee & all TED's

It's  CHAMPAGNE time folks !!!!!!!!!!! TV 18 - GBN - Network 18 - Zee News - ADLABS - PVR - ENIL ...................................................
 
 
 
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